Me n Oats

My last cholesterol check up was like about a month ago and six months before that I had been faithfully taking oats for almost every meal. Yes, almost every meal like 99% of it because I think I want to believe the craps in their advertisements. The only time when I do not take oats is when I had noodles or western food which is not that often but definitely I will have oats at least in one of my daily meals. I think I already had consumed like a few tons of it!!!! Hehehe!!! Just joking.

Basing on the advertisement by oats companies and write ups in the Internet, my cholesterol level should be a big fat ZERO!!! or at least within specifications or at least lower than the level of my previous check up before this. Craps!! it is higher, much higher …….. "Hey!!!! oats makers what kind of crap are you people talking about!!!!” Never like oats anyway and the wonderful point is that I do not have to eat oats any more …………. Great!!! :)

Now who is the wise guy who wrote the specifications levels anyway?? ……… ever wonder about that?? Huh!! There are so many kinds of people in this world ….. big, thin, fat, small, ugly, pretty and so on and so on ………. can we all be generalized??? Ohh well …………… Life is too short so guess I’ll just enjoy it ain’t got no time to play with this boring cholesterol thingy anymore!